This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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