'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
