He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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