No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
My life is pants optional.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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