clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
