Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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