some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I currently don't understand fingers.
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