My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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