But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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