i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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