We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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