You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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