She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
My breasts were aching with rage.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
The Olympian is in my bed
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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