due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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