Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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