Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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