How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
wow bdsm is so cute
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
