I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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