oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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