Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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