singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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