I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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