I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
only if we run a train.
done.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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