I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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