Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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