do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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