If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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