Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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