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(307): View more from Wyoming

yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information

(1-701): View more from North Dakota

walking out with herpes. that would be worse

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(419): View more from Ohio

Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.

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(740): View more from Ohio

I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session

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(574): View more from Indiana

just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.

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