i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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