I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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