she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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