This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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