I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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