we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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