I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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