This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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