I should be sponsored by Trojan
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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