He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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