GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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