the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
How's work?
Spinning.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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