..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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