Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
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