My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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