it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
