32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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