chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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