just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I'm always down for nudity.
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