Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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