Reggie can tackle my bush.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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