How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I looked at my own cervix.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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