we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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