I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
So vagazzling was a success
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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