Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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