My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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