He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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