But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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