Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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